Camp Gimmiyabeeya is located on a picturesque lake in Maine. The grounds are approximately a billionth of an acre, and offer nearly every kind of terrain. There are stunning evergreen forests, quaint dirt roads, sandy beaches, various weeds, and even a hill! You'll stay in deluxe accommodations* with every comfort of home** at your disposal 24 hours a day***.

When you get there, one of the first things you learn is that the camp has its own timeline. It's important that you think of yourself not so much as a guest as you are a participant. That's a nice way of saying that at some point in each day, everybody works. Common chores include dishes, food and beer runs, cleaning up the beach and gathering firewood. Get used to it.

Depending on the weekend, there may also be a required donation which will go toward the purchase of food and frosty beverages (beer).

A note on etiquette: A lot of people have significant others and it stands to reason that these people would want to have some time alone together. If you happen to bump into people having quality time together, let them be for a bit; they're sure to rejoin the party at some point. On the other hand, if you're looking to have quality time yourself, make sure it's not in someone else's bed (or with somebody else's significant other, for that matter.)

* In fact, the accommodations are as deluxe as you want them to be. You're bringing them in your car.
** This assumes you live in a shack with mostly running water and electricity. Telephones and Cable TV are not included.
*** Unless there are other people there trying to sleep, in which case you suffer.