Fuzzy Duck
Fuzzy duck is a word game that should be played with a fairly drunk group of people. The group should be arranged in a circle of some sort (campfires work well). One person (it doesn't really matter who, but it's usually Lil-Anne) will start by saying "Fuzzy Duck" to the person to either the left or the right. That person must either say "Fuzzy Duck" to the next person, continuing the direction around the circle, or may instead say "Does He?" at which time the direction of play reverses, and the people must say "Ducky Fuzz" until someone elects to say "Does He?" This continues until someone screws up, at which point they must take a drink. Once they've taken their drink, play resumes where it left off.

The Name Game
This is a game where go around the circle saying the names of famous people, where the first letter of the first name of each person is the same as the first letter of the last name of the previous person. If the name is a single word name (e.g. Madonna), the 'M' counts as both the first name and last name letter, continuing in the same direction. If the name is a 'double', (e.g. Roy Rogers), the direction of play is reversed. When it's your turn, and you're not in the process of saying a name, you're imbibing. Drink while you think, you might say. The name must be sufficiently famous that at least a couple people know what the hell you're talking about. The same name may be used twice if and only if it refers to more than one person (e.g. Freddie Prinze was a comedian, and his son's name is Freddie Prinze Jr., the actor).

One Fat Hen
Since one fat hen is a memory game, writing down the sequence for reference would defeat the purpose. Suffice it to say that people who've played before have a significantly greater chance of coming out of it less drunk than the others. Also, since alcohol impairs short-term memory, the difference between someone playing well, and someone who is not might end up being as easy to spot as the ability to stand up afterwards.

Austin's Joke
Apparently, Austin can only ever remember one joke. As a result, the number of times that most of us have heard this joke is in the hundreds, if not the thousands. It's printed here on the off chance you've never heard it, so that we'll know ahead of time that it's not new to anybody by the time he gets around to telling it.

The National Anthem
Every year on the evening of July 4th, some of us sing the national anthem. It's tradition. Don't screw with it.

The Band
There may or may not be a band present during your stay. If there is, try to keep the jeering to a minimum, and bear with them in general. Chances are, they'll play a couple of songs you can't stand… badly. Get over it, they're working for free.